CHAPTER 6 – Finally, a Reply!

Notes from me... Those first few messages when you finally get chatting to someone from the online world are a bloody nightmare. There appears to be no way to avoid the painful first attempts at bad banter. Here's how Cat tussles with the excruciating experience.... Home at last from her exasperating experience attempting to explain...

From The Top – Single and Nearly 40

Notes from me 😉…. this is the bit where I'll give you the opportunity to catch up with Cat and her story as it unfolds. I'll update with every new ridiculous chapter, so you can enjoy her antics from the get go! Prologue – The Problem With Selfies She was already in her PJ’s, hair...

Chapter 3 – Overthinking the Online Profiles

After ten minutes of scrolling painfully through disappointing profiles, Cat was losing the will to live. There were so many great looking guys with half-arsed bios. Repeatedly, she came across statements like “will fill in later”, “don’t know what to say” and “does anyone actually bother reading this bit?” Well, actually yes they do. And...

Epilogue – The Problem With Selfies

Epilogue – The Problem With Selfies She was already in her PJ’s, hair scraped back in an untidy mess… Fuck! His photo was so naturally gorgeous. How was she ever going to compare or compete? There he was, so casually positioned on his couch, phone raised at the perfect angle to display his slender jawline,...

Its A Crazy New World To Be Dating in!

In the modern crazy world of gadgets and social media dating can be tricky, Internet dating on the other had can be a bloody comical nightmare or, (so I’m told) the start of something truly amazing. If like me you have been in a long term relationship then its highly possible the selfie crazed maddens...

Sitting with a little something fizzy!

My best work always seems to be after 10pm, I’m currently sitting here with a little something fizzy. Wish I could say it was a sophisticated glass of Bubbly, however the truth is I’m rocking it in comfy PJ’s, fluffy socks and bottle of fruity cider from Lidle. Thats how I roll these day… Currently...